Meet the Cast of The Realistic Joneses – Zack Siezmagraff

Zack Siezmagraff is playing Bob Jones!

Hi Zack, tell us about your character in The Realistic Joneses:

Bob is in his late 30s, coping with a rare neurological disorder and the effect it is having on his life, his marriage, and his relationship with his neighbours. 

What is your background in theatre?

This is my 4th show at the Walterdale. Previous Walterdale credits: A Day in Hollywood/A Night in the Ukraine, Anything Goes!, and Boeing-Boeing. I have also appeared with East of Sixty, Foote in the Door, Blackout Sketch Comedy, ELOPE, Two One Way Tickets to Broadway, and the Citadel Theatre. 

What brought you out for The Realistic Joneses?

I normally like to do comedy or farce; I was drawn to this show by the writing of Will Eno, who is both absurd and incredibly realistic at the same time. Playing Bob has been a rewarding and challenging experience. 

What are you enjoying the most about working on this show so far?

This play has so many textual levels. The more we dive into it together, the more I appreciate how great this show is.

Why do you think people should come see The Realistic Joneses at the Walterdale?

This is a play unlike any I’ve seen in a long time; the writing is relatable and done in a very innovative and refreshing way. Audiences will be both challenged and entertained.

Who’s your favourite Celebrity Jones and why? 

Carolyn Jones! She was the TV Morticia Addams and also camped it up as Marsha, Queen of Diamonds on the 60s Batman.

Meet the Cast of The Realistic Joneses – Colleen Allen

Colleen Allen is playing Jennifer Jones!

Hi Colleen, tell us about your character in The Realistic Joneses:

Jennifer is a caregiver, a bookkeeper and a dreamer. Wearing a facade of smiles and sarcasm, she wonders what else might have become of her life and how she ended up in this small mountain town.

What is your background in theatre?

It’s been three decades since I’ve been on stage in Edmonton – or anywhere for that matter! In my youth, I was in theatre school and productions at the Citadel, ITV (now Global) commercials, and played Mary Lennox in the Stage Polaris production of The Secret Garden. Since that time, I studied to become a Registered Nurse with a Masters in Public Health. I’ve worked in research and clinical practice with refugees, harm reduction programs and low-risk obstetrics in Canada and Australia, and started a family. 

What brought you out for The Realistic Joneses?

It was 1:34 AM on a random night when I found myself searching for auditions. I thought to myself, “Well, I’ll start auditioning, take some acting classes and see what happens.” Next thing I know, I’ve signed up for The Realistic Joneses audition thinking it will be fun to stretch those tired ol’ acting chops again. Never in my wildest dreams did I think I’d be working with this amazing team on an actual stage bringing this strange, quirky, beautiful script to life. 

What are you enjoying the most about working on this show so far?

Learning from the much more experienced cast and discovering the many layers of the script with the whole team.

Why do you think people should come see The Realistic Joneses at the Walterdale?

The Realistic Joneses is funny, weird, comforting, tragic and cryptic in all the best ways possible. It will take you out of the real world and plunk you down into a realistic world that has you laughing, questioning, and empathizing with four characters doing the best they can to get through the day, fix lamps, and say goodbye to dead squirrels.

Who’s your favourite Celebrity Jones and why? 

Jessica Jones in the Marvel Universe. She kicks ass with no apologies and a whiskey in her hand. And she can fly.

Meet the Cast of The Realistic Joneses – Brooke Hodgson

Brooke Hodgson is playing Pony Jones!

Hi Brooke, tell us about your character in The Realistic Joneses:

Pony is a young married woman who just moved to a small town with her husband to start a new life together. With a bubbly energy about her, she also struggles to find balance and handle the very real and difficult relationships and events within her life. Pony has a strong dependence on her husband John, and yet has difficulty communicating her needs, and let alone understand his. However, she contains an air of desperate cheeriness about her as a way to face her day to day life.

What is your background in theatre?

I have been involved in theatre since I was a young girl. From my first role as Dorothy Gale in The Wizard of Oz, I knew that performing is where my passion lies. I have been in many plays and musicals since then, stemming from Mel Brooks to Victor Hugo to Shakespeare. I have a Bachelor of Arts in Drama from the University of Alberta, and since then have been teaching theatre at Lillian Osborne High School in Edmonton. Coming back from a five year hiatus from acting, as I have been primarily directing for the past five years, I am overjoyed to be back continuing my passion. This is my first Walterdale production, and I am absolutely delighted to create art alongside such a great team!

What brought you out for The Realistic Joneses?

I read a Will Eno play rather recently called Middletown, and I absolutely fell in love with his writing. The way that his characters interact with each other is so natural and real, and there is complex subtext that lies behind every single line. As an actor, I get really excited to dive deeper into what’s hidden, what’s indirectly referred to, or what’s not said at all. This play is not just a comedy; it’s about finding the comedy within the tragedy – and I think that’s beautiful. There are so many golden moments and lessons to take from the dialogue that really changed my own perspective on things. While there are moments of laughter and pure hilarity, there are also times that reflect the existential nature of life. This is definitely the type of play that will have you cracking up, while also leaving you with something to think about or be inspired by. 

What are you enjoying the most about working on this show so far?

We have such a talented cast and dedicated crew. There are so many things that happen behind the scenes that are just absolutely incredible. Every time I come into rehearsal, there is always something new in the space to admire. We have a bunch of dedicated people both on and off the stage. Also, working with our director John has been a great experience. His passion and deep knowledge of the play and its characters has been such a great help making each scene come to life. My fellow cast members have also been incredible to work with, and I leave every rehearsal with a smile.

Why do you think people should come see The Realistic Joneses at the Walterdale?

There is something for everyone in this show. There is light-hearted humour, and a guaranteed good laugh. However, there is also this great sense of community in sharing the intimacy of the human experience that is so thrilling to experience in a live show. You’re guaranteed to see a bit of yourself in the play at some point, and it might even teach you a little bit about the way we are as people. I think living in 2022, and the state of the world being quite dismal at times, the play provides that bit of escapism but also that bit of community and relatability in how each character deals with their world, and the conflicts that weigh on them. Though the characters have drastic problems with communication, Will Eno masterfully crafts each and every line, and the poetic nature of the words alone is enough of a reason to come check it out!

Who’s your favourite Celebrity Jones and why? Given that I just directed Chicago with my students, I am going to have to go with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Beyond her work as Velma in Chicago, her versatility as an actress is something I look up to.

Meet the Production Team of The Realistic Joneses – Justine Makowecki

Justine Makowecki is the Stage Manager!

Hi Justine, tell us about your role on The Realistic Joneses:

As a stage manager, I call the show and make sure information is communicated to the necessary people. I am responsible for taking notes at rehearsals to keep track of what we have done. I also keep track of time to make sure everything goes smoothly. 

What is your background in theatre?

I graduated last year from the Technical Theatre diploma at Vancouver Island University (VIU) in Nanaimo, BC. Until now, I have only stage managed shows as a part of school. This is my first time stage managing in Edmonton and first time at the Walterdale Theatre. While at VIU, I also co-directed Rocky Horror Picture Show in 2019 with a classmate. 

What brought you out for The Realistic Joneses?

The director’s brother reached out to my partner, Yuri, and asked if either Yuri or I have stage management experience. Yuri mentioned I had, then the next thing I knew, I was on the team as the stage manager! I wanted to work on the show because I wanted to get involved in the theatre community within Edmonton.

What are you enjoying the most about working on this show so far?

Meeting new people. making connections, and building my skills as a stage manager.

Why do you think people should come see The Realistic Joneses at Walterdale?

Since the pandemic has halted live theatre and it’s now back, I think this is the perfect time for people to support community theatre.

Who’s your favourite Celebrity Jones and why? 

Hard to say, but I’ll go with Richard T. Jones. I’ve watched him in Criminal Minds and Grey’s Anatomy.

Meet the Production Team of The Realistic Joneses – Megan Reti

Megan Reti is the Costume Designer!

Hi Megan, tell us about your role on The Realistic Joneses:

I basically determine how the characters look (with direction from the director, of course). I think about who each character is and how that might translate into how they dress and style themselves. I do everything from putting together a costume mood board for each character to purchasing pieces to fittings to alterations to planning who wears what when, not to mention also considering hair and make-up!

What is your background in theatre?

This is my third show with Walterdale as costume designer.

What brought you out for The Realistic Joneses?

I’m a full-time university student in the fall and winter, so a summer show fits perfectly in my summer break.

What are you enjoying the most about working on this show so far?

The characters are complex  and constructing a look for each character based on the script and what each actor brings to the role has been interesting.

Why do you think people should come see The Realistic Joneses at Walterdale?

Because it’s funny and thought-provoking at the same time. Plus the costumes are pretty cool 😉

Who’s your favourite Celebrity Jones and why? 

Tommy Lee Jones – He reminds me of hanging out with my dad and older brothers as a kid watching Lonesome Dove. Plus MIB is a classic!

Meet the Cast of The Realistic Joneses Christoff Lundgren

Christoff Lundgren is playing John Jones!

Hi Christoff, tell us about your character in The Realistic Joneses:

John is someone who uses humour as a crutch and jokes his way through life in order to avoid confrontation, both with others and his own feelings. Hits a little close to home to a fella who’s first email address as a teenager was washedupjokester.

What is your background in theatre?

I attended Red Deer college directly out of high school, taking first the Theatre Studies program and then the Motion Picture Arts degree where I wrote, produced and acted in the program’s first feature length film, Demento. After that I lived for years in Vancouver, appearing in principal roles on shows such as Supernatural, The Flash, The Midnight ClubRed Widow, Package Deal and Continuum. Some favourite theatre credits are: Red Light Winter, Tape, Some Girls and The Importance of Being Earnest. I am also a comedian and one half of the sketch duo The Strapping Young Lads.

What brought you out for The Realistic Joneses?

After a couple live performance-less years, I was and am very eager and excited to get back on stage. Then I found myself laughing out loud at the audition sides, which sealed the ol’ deal. 

What are you enjoying the most about working on this show so far?

Working with a great ensemble cast, director and team. Also the opportunity to play a character that has such a comedic side but also a very lonely and dramatic one.

Why do you think people should come see The Realistic Joneses at the Walterdale?

A wonderful script that is sure to make you laugh, but also think and feel. Also to see the fantastic performances by my costars and the always solid technical work done by the Walterdale team! But seriously, the script has the accessible laughs of a sitcom with many layers to delve into if you dare! 

Who’s your favourite Celebrity Jones and why? 

My favourite Joneses are obviously daytime tv legend Jenny Jones and David Robert Jones (Ziggy Stardust the Goblin King).

Meet the Production Team of The Realistic Joneses – John Anderson

John Anderson is the Director!

Hi John, tell us about your role on The Realistic Joneses:

The Director does a lot of work on a show that they don’t get any credit for. However, the Director also gets a lot of credit for the hard work done by others. In this show, the credit is all due to the strong team around me, so I would suggest you read all the other bios, if you want to read about the real talent and hard work behind this show. This is my first time Directing and my Mentor, Production team, cast, and Artistic Director have all made it a wonderful and satisfying experience through their knowledge, talents, and collaborative spirits.

What is your background in theatre?

Most of my theatre experience comes from Walterdale. All the mentors and peers that have taught me the tricks of the trade are either past or current members of this important theatre. My first show at Walterdale was about eight years ago, and I have been behind the scenes in many Walterdale productions between then and now.

What brought you out for The Realistic Joneses?

As the one that pitched the show for the season, I’m just so pleased that this script was able to convince all the talented people on this team to join the production. One of the hardest parts of this process was sending out the rejection letters after Auditions, because so many talented actors came out to be in this show. Some day, I hope to work with all of the ones that didn’t make it, this time.

What are you enjoying the most about working on this show so far?

Everyone on this team is open to taking chances, so the collaboration process has been a blast. We’ve been able to make unique discoveries, because of how willing the cast and crew have been to suggestion and adaptation. An inspiring group.

Why do you think people should come see The Realistic Joneses at the Walterdale?

The talent on and offstage is tremendous. The script is I think one of the best modern plays from the last couple decades, because of how clear the psychology of the characters is, how realistic the dialogue is, and how funny the characters can be. Furthermore, the story explores modern and relatable issues in relationship dynamics, such as how we can hide behind humour to avoid honest and difficult conversations.

Who’s your favourite Celebrity Jones and why? 

Spike Jonze, if that counts (that pesky Z). One of the best current film directors. If he’s disqualified, then probably Tommy Lee Jones. However, Quincy Jones is a major film composer, and Daisy Edgar-Jones was fantastic in Normal People. Tough question!